I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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