I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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