do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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