i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
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so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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