You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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you will always have a special place in my vag
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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