is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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