Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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