it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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