so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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