Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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