i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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