i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
The beer is more important than you right now.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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