I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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