I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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