what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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