I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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