school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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