im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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