Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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