im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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