we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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