I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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