Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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