i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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