hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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