Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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