Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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