So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
birth control should be required to get into college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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