Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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