If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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