I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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