Have you finally orgasmed yet?
too bad you live with your parents still
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
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If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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