Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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