I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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