Tell her she can't have a vagina
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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