Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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