): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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