oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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Have fun and good luck.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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