Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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