If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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