I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize