hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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