Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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