4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
What a fucking waste of an outfit
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I party with great urgency now.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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