your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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