we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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