One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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