is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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