I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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