You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Randomize